In a recent Architect Magazine article, a diverse group of professionals were asked how they would change infrastructure if they had $1.6 Trillion to play with. Most of the response were what you’d expect — get rid of cars, more greenspace, light rail systems — but a couple stood out from the rest. By far, the best (well, at least most original) response was from writer, NPR correspondent, and New Orleans resident Andrei Codrescu:
A dense network of hydrogen-fueled magnetic fast trains with rainmaking devices is the immediate answer. Light rail should feed into the magnetic network from every community. Both interstate rail and light rail should multitask to seed clouds (for the upcoming water crisis) and to power windmills when they swoosh by.
Commuter vans and clean-fuel motorbikes, hydrofoils, bicycles, and canoes should be freely available at stations run by the National Park Service. There should be hitchhiking shelters equipped with showers and beds at all the stations.
Within every municipality there should be a tax-exempt 24-hour zone where everything is legal: drugs, sex, and music.
Following this immediate infrastructural change, emanating at the national level and integrated locally, we should mobilize a huge national will to make teleportation available to everyone.
Incidentally, New Orleans should float and become the first of our many future coastal Venices.
Somebody give this man $1.6 trilllion, stat.
· Infrastructure: How Would You Spend $1.6 Trillion? [Architect Magazine]
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